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There'due south plenty of sense of humor to be found on BlastphamousHD's gaming and reaction channels. Maurice has such an animated and spontaneous personality that goofiness is a mutual occurrence.

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     General

• Any fourth dimension that Maurice introduces Randy as "Dr. J and the Women", Randy makes spirit fingers across his face. Maurice thinks information technology is lame as hell, so in some videos, Maurice tries to avoid saying it... but Randy volition do it at the moment he would have anyway.
• Whatsoever time Maurice literally leaps out of his chair when playing a scary game or watching a scary video, fifty-fifty for a cheap spring scare. He has broken his headphones doing this.
• In more than one video, Maurice has backtracked on a sexual joke when he realized who is probable watching him:

  Maurice: ... the link will be down in the description below me... haha, get it? "Blow me"? ... Aww fuck... yous are probably kids... ... I'mma edit that out.

     Gaming Videos

• Maurice and Chavez are playing a scary game in which they are being chased by an animatronic monster in an empty house in the middle of the night.

  Maurice: Apparently, nosotros have decided to burgle the wrong business firm, my nigga! We are fuckin' upwardly. These niggas have the most securest of security!

• This perfectly timed gag in "Five Night's At Chuck East. Cheese":

  BHD: (While searching for Chuck E on the cameras) Fuck Freddy Fazbear's! Chuck E. Cheese is where all the fuck-shit happens obviously. (Spots Chuck Due east.) Oh nigga! See, ever since I was a kid, I knew there was something wrong with that god damn rat!

     Reaction Videos

• In one of his reaction videos he was explaining about why he yells "come on titties" and he answered the phone past accident...and his girlfriend was calling.
• His reactions to Sonic for Rent are full of these, including his absolute horror when he realizes that Sonic really bedded Female parent Brain.
• Maurice pauses a alive-action Dragon Brawl Z short movie to have a fangasm.
• Maurice talks about what he would do if he found out over the radio that his married woman had been sleeping with his brother:
• Maurice and Rudan sentinel a scary video together.. The laid-dorsum, playful and mischievous Rudan is a wonderful foil to Maurice's Lovable Cowardice. While Maurice tin barely go along it together and insists on pausing the video every time he gets scared, Rudan is laughing and telling jokes. He fifty-fifty manages to scare Maurice several times past touching him while he's distracted.
• Maurice watching a scary video with his girl best friend, Justice. Like Rudan, Justice takes advantage of Maurice's cowardice by screaming at him as he's watching a suspenseful part of the video.
• Maurice and Dr. Girlfriend are watching a video in which a woman is (willingly) being electrocuted via motorcar jumper cables to the groin. Dr. Girlfriend pretends to jumpstart Maurice by putting imaginary jumper cables on his nipples and shocking him, and he makes groaning noises every bit if beingness electrocuted. She gives up and he keeps doing it.
• Maurice has a fan named bownsir, who has turned making fun of Maurice'south shenanigans on YouTube, Snapchat, and YouNow into an art grade. Bownsir makes well-edited music videos which take a handful of weird, nasty, or humorous things that Maurice or his friends take said and turn them into songs. These videos tend to make Maurice realize how comfy he is with his audience and sometimes when he or Randy say something grossly sexual, they will annotate that they're giving bownsir fabric and say, "bownsir, no bownsing!"
  • Bownsir's Manipulative Editing songs? Funny. Watching BHD effort to defend what he's said, no matter how nighttime? Hilarious. One of the best examples is this video, which begins with a clip of Blast threatening to masturbate onto someone. His justification? Cocky Defense.
• Maurice accidentally flicks himself in the basics. Stock deplorable music plays as he winces and moans in pain, and and then he laughs at himself for managing to hurt himself without even moving that much.
• In a few videos, Maurice has reacted to a video of himself playing scary games... and screamed in terror at the aforementioned jumpscares that he reacted to in the original video.
• In one video, Maurice claims that one item video scared him shitless the offset several times, merely now he's used to it. The jump scare happens and he bolts out of his chair in terror and cries anyway.
• "5 SCARY Ghost Videos That Will FREAK You OUT" has one moment in particular where Blast screams in terror after the ghost in the video comes bounding down the stairs at a pair of paranormal investigators. While the video is legitimately terrifying, the stuttering scream that Nail makes (which he aptly compares to Popeye'south express mirth) flips it from scary funny.
• Maurice watches a video about creepy creatures institute at the bottom of the bounding main, and gets to a point where they talk about a fish called a "black swallower.' Maurice pauses from his horror to brand a rough joke:

  Maurice: Shit, homo, I demand to find me a black swallower. (laughs)

• Maurice's reactions to To Take hold of a Predator videos, where he laughs at the squirming and excuses that predators make when they are caught by Chris Hansen. One memorable moment is his long bout of hysterical laughter in the video "Adult Shows Upwards To Meet Teenager | Cries When Chris Hansen Walks Out"

     Real Stories

• Nearly if not all of his BHD Storytimes (if not Tear Jerker). It's even better when you know the fact that each and every one of them are existent and actually happened to him.
  • Special mention has goes to the sheer absurdity of his story at the end of the showtime function of #44. Just when he idea that he was getting away with stealing, he sees a huge man running towards him and outright tackling him, before hogtying him with cuffs and casually dragging him back into the K-Mart.

     Original Content

• In BlastphamousHD's horror skit, "Buy My Mixtape.......OR ELSE!", Rudan, Randy, and Chavez are preparing to defend themselves from a madman (Maurice). Randy and Rudan are armed with plastic butter knives, but Chavez inexplicably has a sword.

  Randy: Where'd you go a sword from?
  Chavez: I ain't no bitch.
  Randy: Can I accept one too?
  Chavez: No.

  • Todd has Rudan trapped under the stairs. Equally the scary music plays Todd walks downwards a few stairs. Than dorsum up. Than dorsum down, than up, than down for real.
  • Chavez is tied to a chair by Todd, And panics considering "Todd's bald".

  Todd: Ho ho ho nigger.

  • Randy: He was trying to get me buy his mix tape.

  Chavez: It tin't be that bad.

  Randy: He fabricated it in his auto.. He doesn't even have a car, who's machine was he in!?

     Other

• While taking the "Would You Survive a Zombie Outbreak" quiz with Randy, Maurice has to choose between diverse ways to kill a zombie. He is discussing each item on the listing with Randy.

  Maurice: ..."Blow it's limbs off". Dude, I cannot muster anywhere near enough oxygen in my lungs to blow anyone'due south limbs off. (begins inhaling and blowing air on Randy several times) Tin you imagine that shit? Zombie comes up, "Nyehhhh!", and you're similar, "No, guys, concur on, I got this." (blows on the camera) Information technology would cutscene to yous beingness eaten alive. Or just dead. And no one would assistance yous, considering y'all are the weakest link.

  Randy: Practice you lot - do you lot know that they mean 'by an explosion'? Or 'with a gun'?

  (Maurice falls unusually silent)

  Randy: (continuing) To shoot its limbs off, or blow it'southward limbs off with an explosion of any type? Were you enlightened of that when you said that?

  Maurice: (picking upwardly where they left off in the list) "Shoot or stab it in the heart"...

• Maurice and Randy postulate that if zombies tried listening to their mixtape, they'd probably try to impale themselves. The entire chat gets batty when Maurice decides to try freestyling in the middle of the video to prove that he can rap. Randy joins in by spitting out nonsense phrases. Maurice thinks information technology'south corny equally hell, but rolls with it and becomes the hype human, reacting to Randy's bars every bit if they're amazing. Spotter it here.
• Maurice, Randy, and Chavez reading weird comments on YouTube includes the following gems:
  • An argument about whether motorboating and bustling on someone's balls is the aforementioned thing.
  • Several viewers asking Maurice to tell the "dildo in [his] butt story" and Maurice vehemently denying any knowledge of it.
  • Chavez reading someone'southward detailed transexual vampire goth moisture dream.
  • Viewers commenting on Maurice's shiny bald head and commenting that he looks like "a talking Milk Dud"... and Maurice agreeing with them.
  • Maurice reading a particularly raunchy limerick left by one commenter:

  Maurice: Blast and Jill went up the hill, then he could lick her candy.

  Chavez: (nods) Okay.

  Maurice: But Blast [was] shocked with a mouthful of erect, 'cause Jill'south real proper name was Randy!

  (Maurice and Chavez howl with laughter equally Randy angrily shakes his finger and protests in the background)

  • Maurice getting a request to watch an obscene parody of Frozen'due south "Allow Information technology Go", and starts looking it upwards to the horror of Randy and Chavez.
  • Maurice reads a viewer's simple but seemingly mean-spirited annotate, "I hope you neglect", and the flack that ensues from it. Equally information technology turns out, the viewer actually meant that he hoped that Maurice would neglect the Try Not to Laugh or Smiling claiming (past laughing).
• Maurice goes through a slideshow which shows cropped images whose meanings alter entirely when uncropped. He finds one image of cleavage in a bra and gets excited, believing information technology is a woman's breasts. Then the epitome is uncropped, revealing that it's a baby's bottom covered in a bra. Cue Maurice groaning and request aloud, "What monster does this?!"

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